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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs???
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Because the cow has the udder.
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Why do cattle have horns???
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Because they don't have indicators.
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Which type of cow never feels the cold???
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A jersey (jumper) cow.
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What do you call a cow that can't give milk???
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An udder failure!
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When should you milk a cow???
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When she is feeling in the moo-d
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Why was the cow grumpy???
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She was not amoosed.
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Why did the calf cross the road???
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Its mother was on the udder side
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Why do dairy cows go to the cinema???
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Because they like the moovies!
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